WHAT HAPPENS AT THE CORNER OFFICE... IS FODDER FOR THE FOLLIES!

The Cock-Tail
The Cock-Tail is a stimulating liquor, composed of spirits of any kind, stirred with a rooster's tail feather and, supposedly, an excellent electioneering potion. It is said to be of great use to a political candidate: because a person, having swallowed a glass of it, is ready to swallow anything. Swallow this- you won't run for office! Wetting the lips of the brave!
Need something stiffer? Of course! We have the Whiskey's, Floats and prices to match & more in the bar...

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Wet-Tail-Chupa Challenge
Assuming you are not driving and have lived to try a three-some, bring us TODAY's receipts from Gar Woods and Caliente showing your purchase of a Wet Woody and a ChupaCabra- and your Cock-Tail is cheap. A foursome? You actually stopped by Riva Grill and you're still walking? You've had 2 Wet Woodys and a ChupCabra? Show us yours & we'll show you ours. A cheap Cock-Tail, shot of Fireball & the floor!
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Cock-tail 101
An introductory course in drinking, walking and speaking. Sit at the bar and try all three on the way out... or just stumble for your friends. Wild Turkey 101.

Jack the Ripper
He started Bar of America. With a BIG float of Jack Daniels- it's a Killer' drink.

The Squencher
Basil Hayden's sounds like two D.C. types who promised no new taxes and a special allocation, but we are not giving ours back- Comforting...

De-Railed
One night in Bangkok makes a man humble... and slightly "off track". Canton French Ginger liqueur and a loose caboose.

Boneyard
Buffalo Trace can be traced to the days of the Donner Party. Goes well with great legs, slender arms, chops, ribs... toss 'em a bone.

Stiff Drink
Oh come on- everyone asks for one. So, here it is with a Bacardi 151 float!

Champ-Pain Cocktail
The one you will feel the morning after. Almost a two-fer with Whistle Pig Rye 100 and Bacardi 151. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here... 2's the limit.

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Thunderbird Margarita
As classic as this yacht is expensive and tasteful. Fresh squeezed lime, Agave Nectar, 2 ounces of Cazadores Reposado & Cointreau float. Gotta have the best? We have tequilas to match your lips...cool & Caliente!

'Al Patron' Margarita
2 SHOTS of Patron Silver -  Careful with the insults or this will bury you.

Lickme Lemon Drop
Our favorite puckerupper. Ketel One Citroen, lemonade, fresh lemon, sugar rim.

Effen Martini
Effen Vodka, blue cheese stuffed olives, served up & Effen cold. Two? "I'll have another Effen Martini!".

Cosmopolitician
Grey Goose L'Orange, Cointreau, cranberry &  a lot of double talk.

Pomegranate Martini
Double Talk...Triple Talk...Can't Talk? Replace cranberry with POM to the Cosmopolitician above...out with one fruit - in with another...

White Linen
Hendrick's Gin, St. Germain with cucumber, mint, Agave Nectar and lime, Who knows where this will lead?

Effen Cucumber Mojito
Cucumber Vodka, Agave Nectar, fresh mint & lime...this conjures up some deep thoughts...

Truckee 76
Beefeater Gin, St. Germain Elderflowor liquer, fresh squeezed lemon, sparkling wine - Why stop when you can just keep going? Honk if you know the difference between a three way and a four way.

Hibiscus Mojito
Bacardi Limon, fresh mint, fresh squeezed lime, hibiscus syrup - A muddled offering worthy of a goddess.

Green Hornet
Grey Goose Pear, St. Germain Elderflower liquer, fresh cucumber, slice of jalapeno, lime - Only stings twice.

Perfect Pair Martini
Grey Goose Pear, fresh lime, orange juice - share with a friend or get one for each hand. Perfection is in the eyes of the beholder.

Moscow Mule
Tito's Texas Vodka and Gossling's Ginger Beer with lime- refreshing after a day on the strange... copper mug is extra.

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Warm American
Coffee, chocolate and Irish Cream. Hot, creamy and easy to swallow~snuggle up tonight.

Hot White Russian
Kahlua, Absolut, steamy cream & a Mexican chocolate shake keeps you a-breast of foreign affairs.

Irish Coffee
Almost like the Buena Vista & in the 'right glass' - Tullamore Dew, sugar, coffee & fresh whipped cream - the 4 food groups.

Hot Buttered Captain
Captain Morgan rum & a cinnamon "shake" gets you in the Captain's quarters.

Nutty Irishman
Irish Cream & Frangelico & coffee for that glowing Irish look.

Heavenly  Bottom
Butterscotch Schnapps & Goldschlager. One always tastes better when topped with whipped cream.

Stabbin' Cabin
Rum, Irish Cream & Amaretto w/hot chocolate...two of these & you don't have to go home - but you can't stay here!

Caliente! Mexican Coffee
The Frightening Frijoles like Tequila and Kahlua with their coffee - in the morning. We like it at night with fresh whipped cream & chocolate syrup.

*Menus and prices subject to change. Restrictions may apply.